July 31st, 2012
Damn! This contest of Who Wears It Better: Flash Mob Edition is gonna be a tighter race than Lochte-Phelps in the 400-meter individual medley!…What’s that? That wasn’t a close finish? Really? But all the hype….oh well, you know what I was getting at.
South Carolina & Utah
July 25th, 2012
No, no, no, no, no, don’t get up, you’ve had a rough day. Just sit back and relax, kick your feet up, and I’ll bring you some snacks to enjoy while you rest…then when you fall asleep, I’ll leave your lazy ass here in the garden section of Walmart so you’re somebody else’s damn problem!
June 21st, 2012
Big Sean’s favorite gal is back. I’m guessing she is picking up some delicious fruit to complement all that cottage cheese she has. But that’s just my guess.