July 25th, 2012
No, no, no, no, no, don’t get up, you’ve had a rough day. Just sit back and relax, kick your feet up, and I’ll bring you some snacks to enjoy while you rest…then when you fall asleep, I’ll leave your lazy ass here in the garden section of Walmart so you’re somebody else’s damn problem!
June 21st, 2012
Big Sean’s favorite gal is back. I’m guessing she is picking up some delicious fruit to complement all that cottage cheese she has. But that’s just my guess.
June 12th, 2012
I guess this is like “Who Wears It Better?” but more like “Who Wears Less Better?” – The obvious answer is that we all lose and they were never even remotely close to winning anything, but for the sake of fun I need to know which of these two would you pick if I made you stare at their bellies for a day? Seriously, I might just do that to you so answer wisely.
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