Instead of analyzing Obama and Romney’s debate and boring everyone to death, we figured we would have a debate that matters. When it comes to see-through pants, who wears them better?”
Nevada & Utah
Looks like this little philly injured that leg from swinging it open too many times!
Damn! This contest of Who Wears It Better: Flash Mob Edition is gonna be a tighter race than Lochte-Phelps in the 400-meter individual medley!…What’s that? That wasn’t a close finish? Really? But all the hype….oh well, you know what I was getting at.
South Carolina & Utah
No, no, no, no, no, don’t get up, you’ve had a rough day. Just sit back and relax, kick your feet up, and I’ll bring you some snacks to enjoy while you rest…then when you fall asleep, I’ll leave your lazy ass here in the garden section of Walmart so you’re somebody else’s damn problem!