February 8th, 2012
When you are done sitting on the Amazing Technicolor Dreamcoat let me tell you why blankets are not actually clothing….because they are f*cking blankets, that’s why.
December 29th, 2011
This is someone I would want to ring in the new year with because you know he’s got the best shit in town.
June 28th, 2011
Your back looks like my lawn after I neglect it for a few weeks, cut it, and then there are those nasty balls and clumps of grass randomly spread throughout my yard.