If he hops on a green lizard looking thing that starts eating apples, I might shit myself.
Ehhhh ohhhh! It’s time for my favorite game Who Wears It Better: Double Trouble Edition. So which odd couple do you give the nod to? Personally I never go against a lone wolves. Wait, that can’t be right. You can’t pluralize lone wolf. Well, it’s sad either way.
Utah & Canada
I’ve been racking my brain to determine if there is any combination of all these clothes that would make one seemingly normal outfit and I’m not sure it can be done. So I’ll leave it to Who Wears It Better: Matchmaker Matchmaker Make Me A Match Edition.
Texas & Utah
It wasn’t weird until she started telling everyone she was the Tooth Fairy….Ok I’m lying, it was weird even before that.