You know what was a logical and pleasant revelation? The double-stuffed Oreo. Wanna know what isn’t pleasant? The double-stuffed jorts. I’d ask you “Who Wears It Better?” but frankly I just don’t care right now.
If he hops on a green lizard looking thing that starts eating apples, I might shit myself.
Ehhhh ohhhh! It’s time for my favorite game Who Wears It Better: Double Trouble Edition. So which odd couple do you give the nod to? Personally I never go against a lone wolves. Wait, that can’t be right. You can’t pluralize lone wolf. Well, it’s sad either way.
Utah & Canada
I’ve been racking my brain to determine if there is any combination of all these clothes that would make one seemingly normal outfit and I’m not sure it can be done. So I’ll leave it to Who Wears It Better: Matchmaker Matchmaker Make Me A Match Edition.
Texas & Utah