I guess this is like “Who Wears It Better?” but more like “Who Wears Less Better?” – The obvious answer is that we all lose and they were never even remotely close to winning anything, but for the sake of fun I need to know which of these two would you pick if I made you stare at their bellies for a day? Seriously, I might just do that to you so answer wisely.
Kentucky & Utah
Okay I’m gonna ignore the wedding. You want weird wedding stuff? Go over to WeddingUnveils.com. I’m more enthralled by the dude eating cake giving them a look like “What are these crazy people doing over here dressed for a wedding in the free cake tent?”
Another one! Really? Are we going to have to start putting those “Baby on Board” signs on carts now? Maybe if your extreme coups weren’t taking up all that room he could sit in the seat that he’s supposed to be in!
When you are done sitting on the Amazing Technicolor Dreamcoat let me tell you why blankets are not actually clothing….because they are f*cking blankets, that’s why.