July 31st, 2013
Look at these two shit stains that clearly don’t listen to my previous pleads. I guess birds of a feather right? Aaaand BOOM! Hit ya with the unexpected pun. Put it on the board.
Florida & Washington
July 19th, 2013
While I’m sure there is some crazy stupid story behind this arrest, I really don’t care. What I do care about is how it has implanted this fantasy in my mind where there are secret Walmart Police staff hidden in the building waiting to tackle and arrest those dressed inappropriately. While that would seriously hinder our website, the amusement it would cause me might be worth it.
May 22nd, 2013
Got multitasking? Geez! Better watch out, some accidental titty milk spray could short circuit that credit card machine.