I’m pretty sure that whatever it is you just did with that plaid skirt and mess you got going on underneath just ruined picnics for everyone.
That is the great thing about parenthood; you can pass on great life decisions like tattooing huge wings on your back.
Washington & Florida
Alright buddy, lose the jeans underneath the capri pants, grab a pair of flip flops and head to the beach. You earned it.
Hockey jersey, Scottish kilt, neo-Nazi boots….the only logical conclusion is that he is on his way to interview for an open position of “Crazy Hooligan”.