Just my luck! The one day I leave the house without my Spinning Jenny and I run into the motherload of potential textiles. Sorry, that’s wikipedia for “Ha, that chick has long purple hair that looks like yarn.”
I’m pretty sure that whatever it is you just did with that plaid skirt and mess you got going on underneath just ruined picnics for everyone.
That is the great thing about parenthood; you can pass on great life decisions like tattooing huge wings on your back.
Washington & Florida
Alright buddy, lose the jeans underneath the capri pants, grab a pair of flip flops and head to the beach. You earned it.