Turns out just about everybody can have kids. Doesn’t take much brains to do it either.
North Carolina & Washington
I got crazy eyes over here giving me a headache from making eye contact with those googly things. Do me a favor, go to your tattoo guy and have him just turn those into a Minion for me please.
Man that is a battle I’m glad I’m not fighting. It must be a serious one if you’re preparing for battle like that.
Well as long as your “girlfriend” said it’s okay I suppose we should all just pop a titty out for you. Then again who would have bet on a blow-up doll telling him he can’t see real boobs?