Ok I’m sick of this so I’m gonna set the record straight…if you can fit the constitution on your ass it’s too big for cute booty word sayings.
Doggles: because his dog is cooler than yours. End of story.
So today children we are going to learn about colors. Which color of the rainbow is the least flattering?
Texas & Wisconsin
Nice matching jackets. You look like you’re straight from _________ (insert any of the 3,674 new redneck reality TV shows here).