Damn that was a long weekend. Feels like the 4th of July was months ago now. So how American did you guys get over the holiday?
Oklahoma & Wisconsin
Memorial Day is here so now is your window to wear white. Some of us should probably keep that window permanently closed, but whatever.
California & Wisconsin
Ok I’m sick of this so I’m gonna set the record straight…if you can fit the constitution on your ass it’s too big for cute booty word sayings.
Doggles: because his dog is cooler than yours. End of story.