Memorial Day is here so now is your window to wear white. Some of us should probably keep that window permanently closed, but whatever.
California & Wisconsin
Ok I’m sick of this so I’m gonna set the record straight…if you can fit the constitution on your ass it’s too big for cute booty word sayings.
Doggles: because his dog is cooler than yours. End of story.
So today children we are going to learn about colors. Which color of the rainbow is the least flattering?
Texas & Wisconsin