So today children we are going to learn about colors. Which color of the rainbow is the least flattering?
Texas & Wisconsin
Nice matching jackets. You look like you’re straight from _________ (insert any of the 3,674 new redneck reality TV shows here).
Don’t stuff and pack all that junk in so tightly that it overflows and is hard to control…oh, I’m talking about the cart. What were you guys looking at?
South Carolina & Wisconsin
On a scale of 1 to awesome, I rate that mustache a fantasia! Now give me some more pills.