February 7th, 2013
Nice matching jackets. You look like you’re straight from _________ (insert any of the 3,674 new redneck reality TV shows here).
January 9th, 2013
Don’t stuff and pack all that junk in so tightly that it overflows and is hard to control…oh, I’m talking about the cart. What were you guys looking at?
South Carolina & Wisconsin
October 2nd, 2012
On a scale of 1 to awesome, I rate that mustache a fantasia! Now give me some more pills.