May 28th, 2013
Memorial Day is here so now is your window to wear white. Some of us should probably keep that window permanently closed, but whatever.
California & Wisconsin
May 17th, 2013
Ok I’m sick of this so I’m gonna set the record straight…if you can fit the constitution on your ass it’s too big for cute booty word sayings.
April 10th, 2013
Doggles: because his dog is cooler than yours. End of story.