July 12th, 2010
Hey Stay Puft, please choose another color next time you decide to leave your house. I’m pretty sure that I can see the mole that you have on your left butt cheek. Gross.
July 11th, 2010
It’s a scene like this that brings the wise words of Young Jeezy to my mind, “Drop the top, no bra, got the titties out.” – Truly inspirational stuff. Now if you’ll excuse me I have to go to the emergency room because my eyes seem to be bleeding for some reason.
June 9th, 2010
I can’t tell you how many times I’ve left my basement meth lab forgetting to take off my gloves and put on my sleeves!