Star light, star bright, I’m thinking about shaving your head tonight. Let’s go folks, we need to know: “Who wears it better?”
Illinois & West Virginia
Fantastic! Fantastic! Hey, by the way, where does your town happen to rank on the list of cities with the most cases of diabetes per capita and also least amount of teeth per capita? Oh, you nailed the top spot for those too? Fantastic again! You’re killin’ it WV.
Hey Stay Puft, please choose another color next time you decide to leave your house. I’m pretty sure that I can see the mole that you have on your left butt cheek. Gross.
It’s a scene like this that brings the wise words of Young Jeezy to my mind, “Drop the top, no bra, got the titties out.” – Truly inspirational stuff. Now if you’ll excuse me I have to go to the emergency room because my eyes seem to be bleeding for some reason.