Okay okay, everyone settle down, not all is lost. What we’ve got here are two problems that are each other’s solution. Let’s just ram these two together and everyone can shamefully try to talk away happy.
I feel like we’re casting our own Hillbilly reality show right now. So which of these two should be the star?
North Carolina & West Virginia
I don’t want to be the “party pooper” and ruin a good St. Patrick’s Day Cake? Going away party cake? Birthday cake? Angry at you cake? I don’t know, whatever type of cake it is I don’t like to ruin things, but ‘Suck’ is misspelled.
Hey, sometimes you just gotta whip the tit out and let loose…in the middle of Walmart. What do you guys think? Public display of boob feeding good in your book? That one woman seems like she is having a grand ol’ time just resting some titty on the cart as she goes.
New Mexico & West Virginia
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