To me, the only thing wrong here is the business in the front. You’re a kid, it should be all party all the time.
This dude looks like he used to be one half of a tag team wrestling group in the late 80’s called Thunder & Lightning.
You know what they say, the corndog doesn’t fall far from the stick.
Holy hell. Did this outfit come free with purchase of a six pack of Pabst Blue Ribbon?