You guys probably don’t hear it, but every time we do a “Who Wears It Better?” there is this upbeat techno type of theme music playing in my head and it pumps me the F up! Anyway, back to business. Pigtails on anyone over 10 years old look ridiculous. So while they both lose, you guys get to pick who loses the least. I don’t want to sway any opinions but the one girl’s pigtails are curly like a pig’s tail. Whaaat?
Texas & Washington
In today’s edition of “Who Wears It Better?”, we have a tale of two tails! So the big question today is which tail would you rather have to swat away the summer flies?
To all you “bros” out there that think they are bringing it by rocking oversized sunglasses, a headband, and a creatively worded tank-top, take a look at this guy and contemplate everything you’re doing wrong because he is all that is man. All that is man!
I hate to be one of those people that spoil the news from the time delay but this lady’s mullet won gold in both the men’s and women’s dead-lifting competition.