Oh snap, I think we might have found Lord Dark Helmet’s girlfriend! How exciting, and may the schwartz be with you!
Well isn’t that a how-do-you-do! I was just talking to my buddy the other day and I said “Buddy, you know what the back of people’s heads are missing? Boobie tassels!” Then he said to me, “Who the hell are you, why are you talking to me and what the heck are you talking about?”
Two ‘Merica haircuts in one day?! Hot damn!
The Texas flag is red, white and blue so it’s close enough…by the way, have I mentioned how excited I am for Wednesday? Have I mentioned that I bought an American flag polo to wear and could quite possibly appear on my on site when I run to Walmart to get a few bags of ice for my red, white, and brews?