It seems that we discovered some sort of hairy wolf-woman creature. Let this be a lesson to all you hunters of mythical creatures; sometimes the lead-up to the discovery is much better than actually finding them.
We would like to thank all of those who have served our fine country…U.S.A.!!!
Apparently he only had $5 on him…
Oh, well it’s a good thing you warned me because I was sooo close to just grindin’ all up on you. It’s tough for me to control myself when you look so damn tasty…dick-hole.