August 11th, 2010
So there I was trying to race my way to the cashier when I stopped dead in my tracks and found myself staring down a woman 20 yards away with the same intentions. It all got quiet and and you could cut the tension with a knife. Who would make the first move? Who would back away? But it was then I realized I had already been beat….you can’t play chicken with a rooster.
August 8th, 2010
That is hands down the best looking man I have ever seen. I’m not gay or anything, but I have just made it my goal to be with that guy for the rest of my life. It’s just so magnificent! It’s like a timeless piece of artwork came to life and blessed the world with it’s glory.
August 7th, 2010
Is that Sloth from the Goonies?