Sir, sir, I don’t mean to alarm you, but there seems to be some sort of squid-like alien attacking your head. You may want to call the Men In Black or Predator to help you kill that thing.
Yeah sure, you may think that little tail looks goofy now, but you should see it when it’s sticking out of an adjustable baseball cap…What’s that? It still looks stupid? Then I retract my previous statement. You look like a creeper.
I guess the apple doesn’t fall from the, hmmmm that’s a tough one. Trees seem too normal for this. The shit doesn’t fall too far from the bat? No, I don’t like referring to kids as bat dookie, it’s not really their fault. I don’t know, what good suggestions do you guys have for this?
Okay here’s the plan, you go grab a package of toilet paper, I’ll get on your shoulders and we’ll stick a roll on one of his spikey things and then watch as he tries to get it off.