I didn’t really have any plan set for Cinco de Mayo today, but it looks like I’m about to party with this dude ’cause someone that looks like this has to be excellent at something & I’m betting it’s getting crazy drunk!
Ohhh okay, so when people say they got their “hair did” they mean they let Stevie Wonder have at it with a hacksaw. Good to know.
Don’t you hate that time where Mom thinks she can cut hair? Way to teach then early on Dad that sometimes it’s easier to look like a fool & give Mom what she wants rather than hear her bitch!
Judging by that epic rat tail I’ll assume you are now an expert at self-service sex.