There may or may not be a dead squirrel in that mo-mulllet of his. I cannot confirm or deny.
All this talk about glass ceilings and whatnot and I’m over here pointing out that women have been growing some power femullets that put some male mullets to shame. If that’s not progress, then I don’t know what is.
If you think that’s impressive you should see his pubes…
Ohhh the Caribbean Mullet. Business in the front, beach party in the back!