Apparently he only had $5 on him…
Oh, well it’s a good thing you warned me because I was sooo close to just grindin’ all up on you. It’s tough for me to control myself when you look so damn tasty…dick-hole.
Oh my sweet Mother Mary! Is…is that a fro-hawk? What the shiznit? That’s dope as hell, not to mention it took my like 3 minutes before I even realized you are wearing a camo wife-beater! Not because camo actually works, but because I’m still in awe over that sweet fro-hawk!!!
What is it about a family of mullets that instantly makes the photo looks like it was taken in 1989? That’s the real life Instagram right there…now somebody give me a billion dollars.