Come on ladies, you know you wanna ride the wave.
Today’s question of the day: how do you like your mullet? Do you like it as an accessory to an already greased up head or do you prefer the top to be shaved so that the mullet can shine in all of it’s white trash glory? You make the call in the comments.
California & Louisiana
I want everyone to just take a deep breath and just admire the skullet. Let it draw you in like a warm bubble bath. Feel it relax you, drink it in slowly. Let all your worries escape into that hair. Picture yourself in this Walmart gently stroking the baby bunny like softness, breath in….now exhale slowly. Now didn’t that feel good? Don’t you feel relaxed? Next time you are feeling stressed please come back here and repeat these steps. Go in peace my sweet angels.
As the lioness stalks her prey, the defenseless antelope hears what appears to be the cackling of a store full of laughing heyenas and is quickly alerted of the nearby predator and able to escape unscathed.