Geez, I’m amazed at how many of these big ol’ beaver tails we get sent in to us! Every time I see another one more questions just pop into my head. Right now I’m having trouble wrapping my head around how he sleeps with that thing?!?! My car has those lumbar things in the seat and they are uncomfortable as shit. I couldn’t imagine laying on my back with that big boulder digging into my back.
I guess I should give you partial credit for tossing the shirt on to cover up your bikini, but it doesn’t quite do the whole job. As for your man, well I don’t suppose there is much you can do to cover up those sweet jorts and that slicked back mullet.
Ohhh yaaaa! Second City improv couldn’t have dreamt up a better scene for us here! I’m gonna let you guys have fun and I look forward to all the captions and story lines you guys have cranking around your brains that are just waiting to spew forth. We are all winners in this situation so best caption gets nothing but pride.
Come on ladies, you know you wanna ride the wave.