I want everyone to just take a deep breath and just admire the skullet. Let it draw you in like a warm bubble bath. Feel it relax you, drink it in slowly. Let all your worries escape into that hair. Picture yourself in this Walmart gently stroking the baby bunny like softness, breath in….now exhale slowly. Now didn’t that feel good? Don’t you feel relaxed? Next time you are feeling stressed please come back here and repeat these steps. Go in peace my sweet angels.
As the lioness stalks her prey, the defenseless antelope hears what appears to be the cackling of a store full of laughing heyenas and is quickly alerted of the nearby predator and able to escape unscathed.
Holy shit that’s a lot of awesomeness packed into one dude! I’ll tell you this much though, the minute I have an opening for a bouncer at a sleazy back alley porno shoot, I’m giving this guy a call.
I’m here to declare 2012 the year of the mullet! Almost all fads come back into style, so why not the triumphant return of everyone’s favorite white trash haircut?
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