Ohhh the Caribbean Mullet. Business in the front, beach party in the back!
You would think the moment you need to tuck you hair into your back pocket to keep it off the ground would be enough of a sign for you to do something about it, but apparently if you get that far, listening to reason and being practical isn’t in your playbook.
Yup. Hair dye is exactly what the doctor prescribed. Definitely don’t cut it. Don’t do that at all. Just color that nappy rodent and people will love it!
Pin The Tail On The Jackass. Just an adult and worse version of pin the tail on the donkey.