I’m not sure if this is a 50 year old Vietnam vet or a 14 year old kid. Today’s fashion fads have me all sorts of f*cked up.
Yeah girl, you better get some good conditioner for that beautiful blonde mullet that would make John Daly jealous. Keep it nice and strong.
C’mon. Really? “The guys called and they want their hair back?” If you’re going to show that little respect to a Hall of Fame worthy power-mullet then leave the caption writing to the professionals.
Oh my God! That creature is eating that woman alive!!!