Ohh yeah sure, when your kid has to poop the entire world must stop what it’s doing and focus on him, but when daddy has to drop a duecenberg the kid can’t stop fidgeting for 5 minutes!
Hey PoWM, who the hell are you to give parenting advice? I’m a 24 year old male without kids, which is basically the complete opposite of a parent, and yet I know that anything that can breathe and is bigger than 14 inches and is old enough to have a fake tattoo should probably wear pants and shoes out in dirty ass public.
But I don’t see your kids…..Ahhhhhhh, because you’re a bad mom. Okay. Okay. I see what you did there, can’t say I’m a fan of it, but at least you set the bar low for everyone’s expectations of you. One of those “can’t say I didn’t warn you” type of things. I getcha.
What? I forget stuff in my cart all the time….usually it’s a case of water or Pepsi underneath my cart and not a child, but if the kid is really quiet or something I can see how you would FORGET YOU CHILD IN THE CART…..ahhh stop worrying, all the mother has to do is return with her receipt and they will replace it.