Let’s, for argument sake, say that I will concede that it’s okay to have your kid on a leash (which it isn’t). Don’t you think it’s time to take the kid off the leash when he starts smoking cigars? Seriously, that kid is like 6’2″ and that monkey is cutting off his circulation! You can’t lose him if he is bringing the car around for you!
No don’t worry about it, its cool, when they got home they let him cut the grass and cook dinner.
There should be an application process in order to procreate.
Just in case you had the urge…