My man looks like a walking, talking, pimping Neapolitan Ice Cream. I bet that pimp hand is cold ladies.
I think that even if this guy showed up at a Minnesota Vikings game people would stare.
(1) Who is in the market for a pink fuzzy spider hoodie? (2) What company would make a pink fuzzy spider hoodie? (3) How stupid are the hookers that would listen to a man in a pink fuzzy spider hoodie? and (4) Has anyone seen my pink fuzzy spider hoodie? I can’t find it, and deez hoes is gettin’ restless.
How am I supposed to slap a ho without an essential part of my balanced breakfast?