I’m absolutely speechless. My dude right here is killin’ it in his Sunday best! Making the Green Monster up at Fenway look like a bitch, that’s all I’m saying.
Check out my main man Willy flossin’ that cheetah print. Looks cooler than Chester Cheeto himself. Keep doin’ whatcha doin’ playboy.
Merry Christmas bitches. While you’re out shopping Willy the Pimp is putting his candy cane in your wife’s stocking and there ain’t shit you can do about it. Holla!
I heard Willy the Pimp tried to dress up as a normal, boring person for Halloween…