Congratulations, your child is now destined for pure greatness. Rumor has it that when Bill Gates, Barack Obama, Steve Jobs, and Mark Zuckerberg were born, Willy the Pimp was flown in as the honorary baby-ass smacker to get ’em crying!
Either pimps are the only ones to survive the apocalypse or they are just strolling about Walmart looking for a fresh crops of hoes. Come to think of it, the dude on the left kinda looks like a zombie, so that makes me a pimp?
Florida & Virginia
Is everyone in a pimptastic mood today? ‘Cause you know Willy be pimpin’!
That’s the thanks Willy gets for being the #1 seed? That’s a hell of test in round two for this year’s favorite to win it all. Will Willy pimp smack his way to the sweet 16?
Please cast your vote in the comments!
People of Walmart is a humor blog that depicts the many customers of Walmart stores across the United States and Canada. Through funny photos and videos, People of Walmart is an entertainment blog in the Three Ring Blogs network that features over 30 of the funniest humor blogs on the internet. Walmart is the largest retail store in the United States and has millions of people visit stores each day wearing anything but proper attire.