June 29th, 2011
Congratulations, your child is now destined for pure greatness. Rumor has it that when Bill Gates, Barack Obama, Steve Jobs, and Mark Zuckerberg were born, Willy the Pimp was flown in as the honorary baby-ass smacker to get ‘em crying!
May 22nd, 2011
Either pimps are the only ones to survive the apocalypse or they are just strolling about Walmart looking for a fresh crops of hoes. Come to think of it, the dude on the left kinda looks like a zombie, so that makes me a pimp?
Florida & Virginia
May 11th, 2011
Is everyone in a pimptastic mood today? ‘Cause you know Willy be pimpin’!