Congratulations, your child is now destined for pure greatness. Rumor has it that when Bill Gates, Barack Obama, Steve Jobs, and Mark Zuckerberg were born, Willy the Pimp was flown in as the honorary baby-ass smacker to get ’em crying!
Either pimps are the only ones to survive the apocalypse or they are just strolling about Walmart looking for a fresh crops of hoes. Come to think of it, the dude on the left kinda looks like a zombie, so that makes me a pimp?
Florida & Virginia
Is everyone in a pimptastic mood today? ‘Cause you know Willy be pimpin’!
That’s the thanks Willy gets for being the #1 seed? That’s a hell of test in round two for this year’s favorite to win it all. Will Willy pimp smack his way to the sweet 16?
Please cast your vote in the comments!