I truly love picturing the marketing meetings these companies have.
“What should we call this product?”
“My grandson and his friends say swag a lot. I think kids these days think swag is cool.”
“Well we checked into Mildred’s idea and ‘The Fortnight’ is copyrighted so let go with Swag.”
Hey Walmart, you better watch it! Only Disney itself is allowed to do anal on parent’s emotions.
Hey! How about a little respect for these portable salt pouches.
We all joke about it a lot but would anyone actually be opposed to some sort of testing that you have to pass before you can have kids?