What old horny devil is stocking the shelves at Walmart these days?
Ohhhh hell yaaaa! Gotta love that day-after-Easter candy sale! Diabetes and cavities are half price!!! Whoop whoop!!
Nothing more romantic than proposing while they print the ring’s receipt.
While I’m a big proponent of proper hygiene, I feel like the part that doesn’t need said is please clean up after your public douching.