Who said chivalry was dead? Way to set a great example there dad.
Not very appropriate, but I can definitely think of like a million worse ways to go out.
Thankfully they make weird shirts for all those awkward and strange people that want to take a day off but still need to showcase they’re oddballs.
Not sure if I appreciate your language or how direct you are, but I can appreciate going against the norm & being different by asking to see something besides their titties, however unlikely that may actually be.