Thankfully they make weird shirts for all those awkward and strange people that want to take a day off but still need to showcase they’re oddballs.
Not sure if I appreciate your language or how direct you are, but I can appreciate going against the norm & being different by asking to see something besides their titties, however unlikely that may actually be.
Not sure this one is going to make it in for fashion week, but I’m pulling for you….bitch.
Listen lady, we aren’t blind. You don’t need to spell it out for us. Mainly because I think you overestimate the amount of fucks everyone else even gives about you.