Huh? Why would you do that? It’s 2016, the pirate success rate is at like 5%. Honestly just not a good income source.
Looks like they’re filming another commercial for Dollar Beard Club. Awkward.
I’d bet good money this is the type of dude that slams down a bro-tein shake like every hour.
Who said chivalry was dead? Way to set a great example there dad.