I’d bet good money this is the type of dude that slams down a bro-tein shake like every hour.
Who said chivalry was dead? Way to set a great example there dad.
Not very appropriate, but I can definitely think of like a million worse ways to go out.
Thankfully they make weird shirts for all those awkward and strange people that want to take a day off but still need to showcase they’re oddballs.