It looks like these two young ladies set us up for a nice little game of what I’d like to call “Hide The Sausage”. Basically, your job is to finish the phrase “Give me a boner _______.” or “I had his wiener ________.” in the comments below. Go!
Massachusetts & Ohio
Listen, I don’t mean to be a wise-ass but it clearly says “Walmart” on the bottom and that leads me to believe they own it. That being said, I’d be a little too scared to open my mouth about it should she start riding off with it.
It looks like your wife is reading your shirt for the first time and she can now understand why you make her stuff her vagina with SpaghettiO’s…and that makes me smile.
I guess this is like a “Who Wears F*ck Better?” and to be honest, I’m not even sure what to do. Obviously the one is just plain rude and lacking in vocabulary, but the other one will more than likely cause you to get arrested if you follow it. I don’t know, maybe we can just have the one grab the other’s titty and get yelled at for being a f*cking f*ck.
North Carolina & Ohio