Well, it’s my birthday today so this is more of a message to those people close enough to me that are having trouble thinking of a gift for me…. 🙂
I noticed you left off “children’s role model”.
Well it’s a lot funnier than wearing a shirt that says “By law, I have to inform you that I’m a registered sex offender.” Actually, that might be a closer race than I originally thought.
By my “girl” do you mean my daughter or my girlfriend? Either way it’s inappropriate. I just need to know whether I’m gonna beat your ass or stab you.