It must be odd for you to run into SO many illiterate women. You ever think that maybe the only reason people could read that shirt is because they have almost snapped their necks turning their heads sideways in complete shock and disgust?
I guess not everyone gets into the Christmas spirit, but when you hang out with your Ho Ho Ho friend you are making Scrooge look like a bundle of Christmas joy!
I suppose a shirt that reads “I Want My Tongue In Your Box” can come off as a little too much. Good call on the more subtle approach.