Odds of you ever participating in something like this? 6%. Odds of you being the “center of attention” at something like this? Closer to 45%.
Couple of real f*cking role model type guys we got here. Maybe they can get together and f*ck each other? I don’t know, I’m just f*cking spitballing now.
Who needs Tinder when you can just shop at Walmart?!?!