You know, with great marketing and sales pitches like this one it’s hard to believe Satan doesn’t have a larger following around town.
Role Models: Not everyone gets a first round draft pick.
So fellow Walmartians, if you had to choose one dick over the other, would you go with the one that smells like chapstick or the one that needs no explanation?
Don’t you love open book quizzes?
People of Walmart is a humor blog that depicts the many customers of Walmart stores across the United States and Canada. Through funny photos and videos, People of Walmart is an entertainment blog in the Three Ring Blogs network that features over 30 of the funniest humor blogs on the internet. Walmart is the largest retail store in the United States and has millions of people visit stores each day wearing anything but proper attire.