It seems like you just started adding random things to that list. Midgets and DSL make you hard? Really?!
I don’t know many 20 year olds who have the balls to rock that hat let alone someone who (1) is out to pick up Werther’s Originals, (2) knits, and (3) watches Murder She Wrote.
…I realized that I was going out in public and changed my shirt.
If i asked you where i could buy that shirt your answer would be…….