Listen lady, you didn’t need to actually spell it out with your jersey there; the Kid Rock booty shorts already told us you have no f*cks to give.
I think I found the perfect couple. They would probably have an R rated date, but I’d still like to be a fly on that wall.
Well if that’s your number I’m not impressed. What’s the rule of thumb ladies? Divide their number by 4 and that’s the real amount?
False. Anyone who uses paper bags cannot possibly be “dripping in bitches”.