You’re officially the worst human on Earth. Congratulations, I never want to see you again.
Oh come on! At least make it realistic. I don’t see one person half-naked huffing glue in that entire scene!
Most well behaved child ever in Walmart goes to…
Ohhh Walmart you son of a bitch. You wanna put Christmas decorations out for sale in August, I’ll complain but keep it to myself. You want to start playing Christmas music over the speakers on Nov. 1st I’ll yammer on about how Thanksgiving gets no respect. But putting up a Christmas tree before Halloween?!?!!? You’ve gone too damn far this time.