Sometimes I wish I could find the nerd at Apple and ask him why he thought the poo emoji was so important to put out there into the world and yet I still have to send people a cartoon eggplant?
Ah yes, the floating poo emoji, for everyone that wants to recreate the pool scene in Caddyshack.
Feel bad for the employee that gets to mop up his brain fluid after he goes head over heels. It’s tough enough to walk in that place without injury.
It must be proposal season with all these engagement photos flooding our inbox. This keeps us Walmart is going to start putting in Las Vegas style chapels and make even more money.