True love is finding that woman kind enough to pop your back zits on a bench outside Walmart…No, that doesn’t sound right. That can’t be what true love is right? Please tell me that’s not what true love is!
Okie dokie! That indeed is a very unpleasant surprise. There is no reason to let a sugar glider, glide up your poop-hole area. None. You start trying to reason with me and I will stop listening instantly.
Doin’ the Bull Dance. Feelin’ the flow. Workin’ it. Workin’ it.
Anyone else as jacked up for Cinco de Mayo as I am?!?!?!…No? Nobody? Ahh, because we aren’t Mexican so it doesn’t mean anything to us and like true assholes we just bastardized it into a stereotype of drinking Corona and eating tacos? Makes sense. It’s next Tuesday by the way. Just a heads up.
People of Walmart is a humor blog that depicts the many customers of Walmart stores across the United States and Canada. Through funny photos and videos, People of Walmart is an entertainment blog in the Three Ring Blogs network that features over 30 of the funniest humor blogs on the internet. Walmart is the largest retail store in the United States and has millions of people visit stores each day wearing anything but proper attire.