Awww it’s a little piggy. I bet you named him something adorable like Hamlet or Chris P. Bacon. So cute, now do me a favor and get it the f*ck out of here because this is a store and not a farm. I will not think twice about cooking up some ham & eggs right in the middle of Walmart.
Things I appreciate – proper hygiene. Things I don’t appreciate – you practicing your hygiene in public around my food.
Like you really needed a mouth full of caulk for us to think you’re weird. I thought that Marilyn Manson look was over and done with by now.
Doesn’t matter where you’re at, when your song comes on, your song comes on.
People of Walmart is a humor blog that depicts the many customers of Walmart stores across the United States and Canada. Through funny photos and videos, People of Walmart is an entertainment blog in the Three Ring Blogs network that features over 30 of the funniest humor blogs on the internet. Walmart is the largest retail store in the United States and has millions of people visit stores each day wearing anything but proper attire.