This is what I look like every Monday morning at work…
This woman obeys the rules of the road. Remember, you text while driving around the meat department at Walmart, you die…or you just bang into sh*t.
When grocery shopping like a normal human being is too mainstream.
That’s why I keep hand sanitizer on deck at all times. You never know what all she touched with her hand after grabbing her a palm full of sweaty, hairy ass.