You know what, bird is not the word. The word is asshole. You are an asshole.
Ah yes, nothing scarier that a big Frankenshit. I can only imagine what his diet consists of for that process.
People laughed at the Squatty Potty and it has probably made millions. Maybe this dude just invented a better way to shit?!?!
I’d be pissed your brought a non-service animal into Walmart but then I remembered from my good Coach Gordon Bombay that ducks fly together.