Why Cyber Monday is better than Black Friday – Reason #2: Nobody has ever, ever, ever, EVER been tasered while shopping online. Fact.
Why Cyber Monday is better than Black Friday – Reason #1: You avoid being trampled and gang-banged by a stampede of assholes fighting over a $28 stereo.
New Mexico & Tennessee
Dealing with this and getting shot for a $98 television? Nah…I’m good.
Unlike some of the other fake mothers we’ve seen on here, this one at least takes the necessary precautions to ensure the safety of her plastic baby. Although now that I think of it, it’s probably cheaper to just replace the baby than it is to buy an expensive baby carrier seat…