Excuse me Ms. Giggle-Cakes, can you tell us on a scale of 1 to 10 how lonely your childhood was? 1 being you were surrounded by friends and loved ones and 10 being your best friend was your next door neighbor’s imaginary friend…..a 10? Great, I thought so.
Do you know what other band got their start in the boy’s clothing section at Wal-Mart?…..No seriously, I was asking. Does anybody know? Because I have to assume if you are at the point where you are accepting that gig you must have given up all hope to play MSG one day. Oh, and why wouldn’t they have a banjo and a fiddle.
What ever happened to weighing the pros and cons before acting? Hmmm, should I stick my hand down his pants? Well, I’ll make everyone around me uncomfortable, I’ll probably lose my reputation for being “classy,” and my finger is going to smell….unfortunately I can’t think of any cons. Let’s do it!
There’s nothing better than some parking lot wrasslin’! Why does the champion here look like the IT guy from work?
People of Walmart is a humor blog that depicts the many customers of Walmart stores across the United States and Canada. Through funny photos and videos, Please of Walmart is an entertainment blog in the Three Ring Blogs network that features over 30 of the funniest humor blogs on the internet. Walmart is the largest retail store in the United States and has millions of people visit stores each day wearing anything but proper attire.