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12.23.

Oh, Christmas Tree

I don’t get it, are you part of the 99% that loves Christmas trees? Because I feel like your percentages might be off there. I have to assume between people of non-Christian religious beliefs and people like myself that like fake trees because I don’t want to clean up and water a tree, that there has to be more than 1% of people who don’t like Christmas trees.

Texas

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45 Comments Featured Creature  //  Funny  //  Random  //  Texas
12.22.

Winter Wonderland

It’s now officially the first day of Winter…and that was fun, I’m ready for Spring!

Colorado

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17 Comments Colorado  //  Featured Creature  //  Funny  //  Random
12.21.

Bumper Scooters

An early morning game of drunken bumper cars–using Walmart handicap scooters–was broken up Saturday morning by Louisiana cops who arrested a 22-year-old man who copped to driving to the store while intoxicated.

Officers with the West Monroe Police Department arrived at the Walmart around 2:30 AM in response to a call about a disturbance. Store management told cops that a group of intoxicated suspects were “playing ‘bumper cars’ with the handicap scooters in the store,” according to a probable cause affidavit.

A police sergeant contacted Christopher Butler, who appeared “very intoxicated.” Butler, pictured, admitted driving his 2004 Ford truck to the retailer after consuming “five to six beers.” A subsequent Breathalyzer recorded Butler’s blood alcohol content as .133 (the legal limit is .08).

Butler’s fellow bumper car enthusiasts apparently escaped arrest.

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57 Comments Featured Creature  //  Funny  //  Louisiana  //  Random
12.21.

Skatin’ On Blades

Ok I know for a fact it’s not that cold in the freezer section! But if you’re wearing skates by the glass don’t be surprised if someone like Milan Lucic comes over and lays into you!

Arkansas

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27 Comments Arkansas  //  Featured Creature  //  Funny  //  Random  //  Walmart Fashion
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