So did you tattoo grass and weeds growing up out of your ass or are those just escaping fumes? That may sound odd but judging by how well you hide your bra I figured subtlety would be lost on you.
Now, I usually don’t take unsolicited medical advice from cars in parking lots ever since that unfortunate circumcision incident from that guy in his cargo van, but this seems legit.
The difference between me and you? When I get my trophy wife, I’m shooting for 1st place not the second to last one who drunkenly stumbled across the line.
I feel like I’m a kid again and my mom just told me I’m allowed to pick one thing…umm…ummm….okay. Okay. I’m gonna go withhhhhh…Oh! Oh! I’m gonna pick the gooshy back fat tat. It’s like a genuine tramp stamp because it stretches the entire back so you can’t miss it while trying to pick her up at a gas station at 3a.m. on a Tuesday.
People of Walmart is a humor blog that depicts the many customers of Walmart stores across the United States and Canada. Through funny photos and videos, People of Walmart is an entertainment blog in the Three Ring Blogs network that features over 30 of the funniest humor blogs on the internet. Walmart is the largest retail store in the United States and has millions of people visit stores each day wearing anything but proper attire.