Yeah, I assume that I would have upgraded to a new ride by now too. Calling out all those reindeer names every time you need to take off would get old as sh*t.
Well, only one tail on those jean booty shorts would have looked ridiculous.
Just because your back is burning doesn’t make it okay to make our eyes burn! I’d feel sorry for you if they didn’t make a product to prevent that which only costs like $2.99. Sooooooo, someone should slap your sunburn.
Just because you put a name on it and hang it up for everyone to see doesn’t make it a Christmas stocking, okay?