I would like to see some of the other options that you disregarded when narrowing your choices down to these two gems. Was “winning the lottery” and “finding a sugar momma” too high of bars for you to set for yourself?
Great, now where is the official Megan’s Law inspector?
“Mommy, where does moonshine come from?”
I want an official Red Ryder, carbine action, two-hundred shot range model air rifle!