Oh, if those unicorns could talk….to someone other than the group of stuffed animals he performs for in his basement.
Dear Mrs. Adams, it was cute to dress your boys Grizzly and Cletus alike when they were two years old, but at 65? Not so much.
Tyson has a face tattoo, but does he have the matching hat? Yeah, didn’t think so. Your move Iron Mike.
I have to assume that for some reason no matter where he goes “Dueling Banjos” just starts playing from out of nowhere.