I guess today was Take-Your-Inmate-Shopping Day.
Let’s all take a minute to appreciate the irony of jamming the “healthy choice” down the back of your ass.
I like talking to her because she always seems so surprised and interested in what i’m saying. That, and because she kinda looks like the old lady in Adam Sandler’s Eight Crazy Nights.
I would like to see some of the other options that you disregarded when narrowing your choices down to these two gems. Was “winning the lottery” and “finding a sugar momma” too high of bars for you to set for yourself?