We would like to thank KRATOS1971 for this spectacular poem!
You know there are easier and less painful ways to let everyone know you weren’t asked to Prom when you were younger.
I think we have just disproved the saying “guns don’t kill people”. Check out those cannons!
If Gene Simmons hooked up with Richard Simmons and maybe tossed in a little Meatloaf for good measure, the result would be something to this effect.