You look like a former WWF wrestler that wants to eat me, and I like that about you! By the way, in between eating people you must be the COOLEST dude in the world, because that chick is smokin’. So do work.
Oh man, he’s got one of those new “Portable Proctologists”. They are all the rage right now!
I haven’t seen her fist pump, but I bet her Jersey shore name is “Cindy Lou Who”.
Sure honey, I’ll go get the car for you. That long walk could be detrimental to your health.