Just because your back is burning doesn’t make it okay to make our eyes burn! I’d feel sorry for you if they didn’t make a product to prevent that which only costs like $2.99. Sooooooo, someone should slap your sunburn.
Just because you put a name on it and hang it up for everyone to see doesn’t make it a Christmas stocking, okay?
Wow! You in no way shape or form exactly resemble a blowup sex doll. Not at all. Not even the shocked look on your face. Nope, no sex doll resemblance.
You know, I thought that skull hoodie looked like it was part of Chanel’s winter line, but seeing their stamp of approval makes me 100% positive.