Wow! Did you lose a bet or did the loser of that bet have to tattoo the Browns logo on his head? P.S. – McFadden has more letters in his name than wins as a Raider.
How many people piss you off in a day that you feet the need to save yourself the trouble and just go ahead and get the middle finger etched into your head?
Damn girl, just because it’s Halloween doesn’t mean you gotta trick everyone by letting your treats hang out.
I should NEVER have to take a double take at your hand to determine whether you are holding a few snakes or have really long fingernails.