Judging by the spills on this guy’s shirt he obviously can’t handle something important like a cell phone in his hands. You would figure someone would have invented some sort of hands free talking device by now, but I guess it’s only 2009 so we can’t expect that type of technology yet.
Cabbage Patch Man comes complete with a birth certificate, application for adoption and they are each sold separately.
I’ve got 4 to 1 odds saying she smelled her hand after she pulled it back out.
If you didn’t have a Seattle SuperSonics Shawn Kemp jersey in 1995, then you should be punched in the face.