Hey Mom, I finally landed a modeling gig! Yeah, it’s going to be in every Walmart across the country!!!
Just a good ol’ fashioned cock fight in the middle of Walmart. But don’t worry about it vegan girl in LA who won’t eat chicken, you’re making a real difference.
Wrap it up this Christmas or you’ll end up with a little elf in 9 months.
You know what, bird is not the word. The word is asshole. You are an asshole.