The incident occurred at the 2019 East 81st Street Walmart location at approximately 12:45 p.m. Saturday. Officers located the suspect’s vehicle after he had left the store and pulled him over. Security footage at Walmart revealed the suspect, Derek Bennett, engaging in masturbation in the store.
Bennett was booked on two counts of indecent exposure. After being arrested, he reportedly told police that he was sober, he went to high school, and that he knew his rights. Bennett is being held on $10,000 bond.
I’ve seen Gandalf the Grey and Gandalf the White but seeing Gandalf the Bat-Shit Crazy is a first for me.
I’m not sure his method of trying to pick her up on her way to Grandma’s house is the best idea, but maybe you guys can come up with a few pickup lines for the big bad wolf here.
Sometimes you just need to unwind with a smoke after a long afternoon of dealing with Walmart. I get it. Makes me want a Newport just thinking about it. Amiright or amiright?
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