Seems like a dope spot for some much needed R&R. Just keep it chill bro, wouldn’t want you to inconvenience yourself.
Can’t find your one true partner? Sick of being alone? Well no need to worry, we’ve got you covered for those sad selfie meals. Hold hands with your feet and feel safe & secure with only a little bit of athlete’s foot fungus.
Sometimes even adults need a little play time. In the middle of the afternoon. On a weekday. You know what, get your ass back to work like the rest of us lady.
You ever been hungover? You ever been passed out in a buggy at 8am in Walmart hungover? If so, seek help.