Oh you nasty Miss America. Part of me hopes you’re drinking that pickle juice because you’re pregnant, but then I see the Bud Light and that makes me worried you’re just gross as hell. Oh well, that’s what makes this America right? Bunch of freaks we are.
Snickers, feel free to use this on your next advertising campaign. Magazines, billboards, whatever. Nails it for you free of charge.
Listen bud, we all miss football. But those weekend tailgates will be back before you know it. Chin up partner.
Time is money and this boss lady is wheeling circles around you fools.