A peanut butter & jelly sandwich isn’t a peanut butter and jelly sandwich without Jif Peanut Butter. Fact.
Because nothing else is going to help you get through the holidays with your family as they fight about politics.
The “they don’t pay me enough for this shit” award goes to…
You see that hunters? Now you don’t even have to shoot the damn things yourself! Walmart really does have it all for Hunting Season / Scare-All-The-Little-Kids-When-They-See-Dead-Bambi-In-A-Shopping-Cart Season.