Because sometimes it’s difficult to show everyone how obnoxious you are as a person when you’re just casually shopping.
I’m not sure anybody has parenting down perfectly, but I can definitely show you examples of parents who most certainly are at the bottom of the bell curve.
Listen creeper, you don’t have to be on our website or inside an actual Walmart very long to know that you might get more than you bargained for when peaking up a dress.
Oh you nasty Miss America. Part of me hopes you’re drinking that pickle juice because you’re pregnant, but then I see the Bud Light and that makes me worried you’re just gross as hell. Oh well, that’s what makes this America right? Bunch of freaks we are.