Looks like we got Ishmael from the movie Kingpin here. At least he was Amish and didn’t know any better. Not sure what your excuse could be.
When you realize it’s only Wednesday…
Look at you with your lazy ass. I think this is how i’d break up with you. Pile a bunch of crap in the cart with you and then leave you in an aisle as I say “Oh, I gotta go grab something” and then walk to the parking lot and leave. But that’s just me. Maybe some guys like pushing you around, I don’t know.
I’ve seen some weird shit going on at Walmart in my day. But even after all these years I never thought I’d see someone cooking spaghetti in the parking lot. Just didn’t think that would happen.