That’s fine. Just don’t call me weird when I start carrying around a Philly cheesteak in my papoose. I won’t judge you on your relationship with food if you don’t judge me on mine.
The live animal scarf is the hottest trend among hipsters worldwide. The more you know…
If he asks you to find his hidden eggs, I have a good idea of where he hid them for you…
Warning: Objects in mirror are smaller than they appear.