I started to write something out then quickly realized how many times per day us men touch our balls so I guess I’ll say nothing and let the our female audience have their say.
Oh good, I bought my mom that necklace for Mother’s Day and it’s always nice to see it out on other people. I think she’ll love it.
Shit happens. But, if I’m being honest, if it’s gonna happen Walmart seems like a pretty good place to have it happen. Nobody will even look twice when you do a bottomless walk of shame to the pants section.
Real life Cookie Monster running amuck in Wally World. Actually, you know what, I take that back. Cookie Monster wouldn’t even throw that type of temper tantrum. I’m sorry CM for lumping you in with this jerk.