Sir, that’s a chocolate ice cream swirl. Get your mind out of the gutter.
I recommend the one with the 12″ purple dildo on it. Give it a try.
When you smoked so much weed in your life that you are scouring the basil and parsley at Walmart to roll up into your next fat blunt…
Awww it’s a little piggy. I bet you named him something adorable like Hamlet or Chris P. Bacon. So cute, now do me a favor and get it the f*ck out of here because this is a store and not a farm. I will not think twice about cooking up some ham & eggs right in the middle of Walmart.