05.16.

Down Under

You know what you’re not going to find digging into your ass under your sweatpants in public? – A husband.

North Dakota

2 Comments Featured Creature  //  Funny  //  North Dakota  //  Random  //  Walmart Fashion 05.13.

Solo (So-Low)

Guitar solos can be one of the coolest things in the world. Typically when you are surround by your band being cheered on by the crowd. Other than that, you’re just playing in a parking lot by yourself and it turns into one of the saddest things in the world.

Tennessee

1 Comment Featured Creature  //  Funny  //  Random  //  Tennessee 05.12.

Barack Bottom Prices

Is there anything more American than the President of the United States inside a Walmart? I mean, maybe if a bald eagle was chilling on his shoulders that would put it over the top. I don’t know. Maybe he just felt like having the two lightning rods of Health Care together at the same time?

California

24 Comments California  //  Celebrity Look-A-Likes  //  Featured Creature  //  Funny  //  Random 05.02.

Driving Miss Daisy

I’m a firm believer that once you hit a certain age in life you are allowed to do whatever the hell you want with exactly zero shits given. If others don’t like it, then they are the ones we yell at for being idiots. I’m thinking that age is somewhere around 78, but I’m trying to get it lowered to 31. So far that hasn’t been going well for me.

Oregon

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