Really? Still in 2017 we have Elvis impersonators? I wouldn’t stop my shopping for the real Elvis let alone some guy dressed like Elvis from the 60’s.
Ohhh no, this is gonna turn out real ugly when I turn the microwave on. Sorry PETA.
Kinda wanna see a Walmart employee pull a Chris Pratt in Jurassic Park and tame these wild dinosaurs with his alpha dominance stance.
My eyes are in the front pervert!